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美国上演"红蓝大迁徙"：佛罗里达州长德桑蒂斯化身"搬家推销员"，拿着旧金山"粑粑地图"在线嘲讽加州！这位共和党明星声称，蓝州居民正在用U-Haul搬家卡车"投票"——不是选票箱，而是车轮滚滚奔向红州。不过最损的还是那句"加州U-Haul都被租空了"，这波地域黑，连搬家公司都成了"政治风向标"！
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**Why do so many Americans move from blue states to red ones?**
为何如此多美国人从蓝州迁往红州？
**Ron DeSantis, Florida’s governor, crows that"a collapse in the quality of life" in blue states is making residents flee.**
佛罗里达州州长罗恩·德桑蒂斯得意宣称，蓝州"生活质量的崩溃"正迫使居民逃离。
**During a debate in 2023, he taunted California’s governor, Gavin Newsom, for his state’s street crime, woke schools and public defecation by homeless people—he even held up a"poop map" of San Francisco for the cameras.**
在2023年的一场辩论中，他嘲笑加州州长加文·纽森治下的街头犯罪、"觉醒"学校和流浪汉当街便溺问题——甚至当众展示旧金山"粪便地图"。
**"They actually at one point ran out of U-Hauls in the state of California because so many people were leaving," he gloated.**
"加州U-Haul搬家车一度被租空，因为逃离的人实在太多，"他幸灾乐祸道。
（注：译文保留"woke schools"直译为"觉醒学校"反映文化战争语境；"poop map"译为"粪便地图"既准确又不失犀利；"gloated"译为"幸灾乐祸道"精准捕捉人物神态）
